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I think people often confuse success with fame and stardom — Brenda Blethyn.

A selection of this week's politically-relevant entertainment news.

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Jailed Pussy Riot Member Maria Alyokhina Hospitalised After Hunger Strike

Domestic abuser Chris Brown Potentially Facing 4 Years Jail Following Fender Bender

New Report To US Congress Suggests IP Thieves Be Legally Targeted By Malware

Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds Allow Music To Be Used In New $6 Million SA Tourism Campaign

Paul McCartney Supports Pussy Riot, Sends Russian Officials Handwritten Letter

Chinese Activist Ai Weiwei Releases Heavy Metal Single 'Dumbass'

Slayer Gives Fans Advice To "Really Piss Off" Westboro Baptist Church - "Totally Ignore Them"

Tony said no, but that doesn't mean it won't happen. So what would a privatised Triple J look like anyway?

Amanda Bynes Not Sexually Assaulted by Police, NYPD Says

Happy Memorial Day: Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Kim Kardashian and More Thank Military Members

Amanda Bynes Slams Rihanna on Twitter: "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

Portrait of Angelina Jolie topless after her mastectomy is up for auction.

Beyonce Fan Cops A Feel Onstage In Denmark Amid Stalker Dramas In UK (video below)

Video: The stupid guy that slapped Beyoncé. .

Jessica Simpson Puts Beverly Hills Home on the Market for Close to $8 Million—Take a Peek Inside

The Annandale Hotel has been saved, with confirmation from Leichhardt Council that live music will continue!

Amanda Bynes Arrested After Allegedly Throwing a Bong Out Her Apartment Window

How much for a trip to space with Leonardo DiCaprio? Just a quick $1.5 million.

"Queen Elizabeth II riding the public bus is adorable. Can she get any cuter in that pink little hat?!" says E Online.

Amanda Seyfried on her losing her "beautiful huge breasts" trying to fit the Hollywood mould:

"Carmen Electra is heating up the Middle East with this sexy black bikini in Dubai!"

Helen Mirren grants a dying boy's royal wish.

Khloé Kardashian Odom Defends Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy Body Against Critics: "She's So Beautiful"

The PTC is slamming MTV for showing Ke$ha drinking her own pee:

Kate Middleton Slammed as "Bland," Princess Diana Called Epitome of "Female Narcissism" in New Book.

Funnyman David Cross Wears His Own Fur in Never Nude PETA Ad

Janet Jackson Officially Hits Billionaire Status

Ashley Tisdale has been granted a temporary restraining order.

Tiger Woods is calling Sergio Garcia out for his racist joke about fried chicken:

Beyonce, Oprah, & Angelina Jolie all made Forbes Most Powerful Women list...but none of them nabbed the #1 spot!

Gay Scout Ban: Dr Phil Joins GLAAD in Calling for End to "Discriminating" Policy

Tax minimisers Bono and Richard Branson Join Matt Damon's Toilet Strike for poor people without clean water —Watch the cringe-worthy video

Paraguay slum dwellers start orchestra with instruments made out of garbage (video below).

Video: the Landfill Harmonic Orchestra. .

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