Sympathetic
"If they've done it because they expect that naming a child after me that they may get a more sympathetic claim... You don't get preferment through flattery", immigration minister Philip Ruddock told Associated Press on October 8, after the announcement that an Iraqi family at the Manus Island detention centre had named their newborn baby after him. They have been granted refugee status, but are still waiting to be resettled.
Death to the heathens!
"If we remain strong and focused and tough when we need to, if we continue to speak clearly about right from wrong and defend the values — which are not American values, but God-given values — we can achieve peace." — George "The Crusader" Bush, October 5.
Now that's a threat!
"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: You disarm, or we will." — George the Crusader, October 5.
Plain English, Dubya-style
"The problem we have, and the reason we have to continue to talking about this issue is because of a quirk in the Senate rules. And I'm going to let old Judd [US Senator Judd Gregg], after I leave back to go see my mother, tell you what — how this happened. Let me just put it to you this way, in plain language. The Senate has got the kind of rule where you pass the tax cut and then 10 years it goes back to where we were. The way I like to put it, if I can — in plain English is, on the one hand, they taketh away, on the other hand, they giveth. On the one hand they give tax relief, on the other hand, you don't get tax relief. It's hard to explain in Manchester, New Hampshire, and it's darn sure hard to explain in Crawford, Texas." — George the Crusader, October 5.
From 91×ÔÅÄÂÛ̳ Weekly, October 16, 2002.
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